Who?

30 minutes? Why wait so long!?!

He died as he lived, doing what he loved

Then Mars would be their deadname. What could be a new one? Mildred?

Australia doesn’t exists anyway (according to flat earthers)

Jus soli (birthright citizenship based on where you are born) is not that common to be fair. I don’t think it’s the standard in Europe for example. You have to reside (legally) in a country for a certain number of years AND pay taxes for them to be eligible to get citinzenship

That kid has a future as a developer. Maybe even QA manager

Well sounds like he isn’t getting any anyway so might as well have fun with it.

It’s what all marriage counselors suggest really /j

‘You can’t give her that!’ she screamed. ‘It’s not safe!’ IT’S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY’RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. ‘She’s a child!’ shouted Crumley. IT’S EDUCATIONAL. ‘What if she cuts herself?’ THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.

Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“Laundry files” vibes

Well, not everyone at the same time, just one at a time! Lol

I understand what you mean, I’m just kidding.

Well, not from the door opening, you are right (pressure difference and such). But he already injured a flight attendant, so I guess he wasn’t going to say “oh well it doesn’t open, I tried, I’ll sit down quietly now”.

Sounds like somebody hasn’t heard of flirting technique “neggingmaxxing”. /s

I completely just made that up

It’s difficult but not impossible

Baby shark in my ass

So he’s just silently telling everyone “skill issue”? 😄

It did happen already https://www.theregister.com/2024/07/21/crowdstrike_linux_crashes_restoration_tools/

Scavenger reign

I would but you’d probably say “it’s not canon” or something like that /j (I’m equally start trek and star wars, I can hate and agree with everyone!)

Old but gold