Source?

I mean…

My pixels too are insufficiently numerous.

“How do I build a better guillotine that starts with B?”

(There’s a guy named “Magnus Carlsen” who is arguably the best chess player of all time.)

I don’t understand. If they want people to stop seeking temp jobs there, wouldn’t just always turning people away when they ask for day labor work? (And maybe put up a sign that says “we’ll never give you day labor”.) And given that they’ve gone to the length of installing machines, surely they already do always turn people away, in which case why are people braving the noise machines to wait to be turned away?

Is this people hoping that Home Depot customers will hire them for a day job for like… assistance with building a deck or whatever? The article makes it sound like they’re asking the Home Depot itself for work, though.

Whatever the case, Home Depot is clearly bigoted assholes who are willing to be assholes to their customers so long as they can also be assholes to latinx folks, but I don’t get quite what their motive here is, nor how they expect these machines accomplish whatever they’re hoping.

Broken clock.

Honestly, still better than working sick with an office full of coworkers.

Why all the downvo- oh shit this is an AI-generated image, isn’t it?

(Seems like the shoelaces are fucked up, the buttons are kindof inconsistent, the eyes are a little weird.)

Yeah, in that case it gets a downvote from me as well.

No, the ketchup goes on the keys and the fries on the touchpad.

Too bad you don’t have a CD tray. I’m guessing that’s why you didn’t order a drink.

I prefer cubic for easy stacking.

The redneck version of Raven from Snow Crash.

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To be fair, there are frogs in all of the following images:

And that’s not anywhere near a comprehensive list. People really like to call things “frogs”.

Definitely a coal roller.

Who cares what it looks like? It works.

This but unironically.

Very much a “don’t know whether to laugh or cry” kind of story.

I’ve been following all the news on him and he’s clearly a trans groyper antifa gun enthusiast centrist who likes to play Helldivers II.

(/s)

Lucky.

Shit man. I laughed out loud and my mom is right over there. ->

I had to make something up about what I was laughing at.

What are the chances of two separate gender reveal parties happening simultaneously using the same exact means of displaying blue/pink in the same apartment building exactly one apartment directly above the other?

Also, it bothers me way more than it should that on the middle one, the arrow goes from the movie frame to the window and the other two are the other way around.