hmmm

lock me up and throw away the key

sex is good actually

Right… That’s what I said. Please explain

that guy’s dead!

ok, im stupid … how is this a shitpost?

why do we give nike a pass… oh nvm checked the sub

what did green do wrong?

well unlike the torrent of downvoters, ive been on plenty of dates. cheers

the first one is hot, the second one is a red flag

hell, even zoomers cant tell the difference between windows and chromeos

this is just an accurate fact

clearly it is, thank you for the heads up

slow clap

nice try fbi, but i dont return your calls for a reason

this haircut is so offensive im hiding this post. i cant take it anymore.

this isnt even a shitpost, its just a good post.

chicken nuggets look much worse

oh boo hoo cry me a river, my snacks dont look the way i want.

seriously, if you think “looking like rubber” is worse than a dead animal, i have nothing nice to say.

LOL