AgentOrangesicle

“See, Marge, I told you they could deep fry my shirt.” “I didn’t say THEY COULDN’T, I said YOU SHOULDN’T.”

Can’t spend money on sinfrastructure.

Get ready for more train derailments!

Room temp is ~21 degrees. That helped me a lot.

Lab rat here. I got you fam! Let’s collectively believe that BTU’s are real!

Wait…

Yo, sorry. Your number is one digit off from mine. I might’ve mistyped.

Corporations are eating the extra pizza tho. I told mom but she says she can’t do anything about it.

That it do. Albeit not loud enough.

My Psych degree hangs framed above my toilet. It really brings the room together. I only put partial weight into standardized testing, IQ or personality tests, and I hope other people realize the constraints and fallabilities of these metrics. I don’t detest that they exist. I just hope people don’t horoscope 'em.

I’ve had 3 dramatically different outcomes depending on the context in which I take it.

I mean, I usually do both. Gotta find balance in your life.

My faithful dog truck died and I buried him with a beer alongside a dirt road that serves as a metaphor for nothing in particular.