Hey man, are you OK?

As is your existence.

Even then, have some decency and at least yawn behind a hand or arm, and don’t sit like a petulant toddler.

Which is what this guy basically is.

Every person named “Ads” will now experience horrible pain whenever anyone, anywhere closes an ad. The monkey’s paw closes.

Spike it with amphetamines, work and then realize that suddenly three days have passed, you forgot to eat and the universe is a little bit closer to said entropy.

This is a holy shitpost, I’m actually annoyed. Good job!