Remember men, you’re not straight until you beg for other men on the internet to approve of how straight you are. Also, imagine people having relationships that don’t revolve around what a random Alpha Male™ thinks

Easy, just put a wig on and keep eating.

How dare they ruin my childhood like that

Are people finally now realizing that transphobia affects cis people?? Even if you don’t declare yourself trans, but look any different than typically feminine or masculine, you’re a target for the folks who can “always tell”. It goes without saying that these people are unimaginably idiotic.

See, Biden stole the election right under our noses, even he didn’t know!

I’m glad I escaped the cracking glass dildo that reddit has become

Karen: the final boss

You’d think the rich would be good at reading people but it seems the exact opposite is true.

Elon Musk is the democratic equivalent of telling your friends the stripper really likes you

The weirdest fucking thing is that before the election, Republicans were desperate to NOT have Trump as their candidate. But now they enthusiastically beat their drums to the collapse of the country

Republicans get incredibly screamy at you if you suggest that kids should have childhoods and go to school and not be exploited for labor. Corporations want child labor so they can drill the “work ethic” propaganda into them at a young age and not to mention, if they can get kids to work for them, they can get away with egregiously underpaying them.

All I’m saying is that if you have to ban other products in order for yours to sell at all, you have an inferior product and should take notes rather than ban ban ban

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There’s a group of people who mass breed kids, only to end up treating them as little more than resources. They’ll have you believe that they LOVE their kids, but they’re just building their own little camp of free laborers, outlets for generational trauma, forced friends (they’re incapable of making friends who they don’t birth into existence or aren’t* as shit of people as they are) and failed attempts to create an exact ideological clone of themselves. Because god forbid you have to exist in a planet with someone who doesn’t share your belief that vaccines make you trans/autistic*

*edits

I know trying to make sense of the stupidity that is Trump’s “plan” for America is a lost cause. But why do they speak like turning Canada into a singular state makes any god damn sense??

Also, is war inevitable? I honestly don’t know. Shit is not looking good. If war breaks out, I would find a way to flee and volunteer to fight on the opposing side. No way am I supporting my country on the wrong side of history.

Also remember to never vote or have an opinion on your community’s lives getting harder because you didn’t want to get political

This guy has no concept of contraception or parenthood