My drunk ass gf at 3am
or
My drunk gf’s ass at 3am

Can we crowd fund an assassin?

Well they don’t usually take the dead ones to a hospital.

To encourage them to be violent the next time?

A 2am xhitter tweet by a demented president doesn’t actually change their orders. Even a signed executive order signed by the president doesn’t do anything if it’s general. Specific instructions need to be formalized and implemented and the morons in the WH aren’t so good at that - it will take time, and if the try to back date policy they will likely be sued. Meanwhile, companies are shifting product to US warehouses quickly right now. And of course they won’t lower prices to consumers because why would they, especially since the orange moron has said he will add tariffs back as soon as he can.

Yeah people watched it for the plot, not the gay porn just like people get Playboy for the articles. And I might add, gay porn with what sounds like the microphone must have been inches from the action.

AI vegan. That’s brilliant.

Sorry, best we can do in the U.S. is fuck all.

Or the carrot, pieces of coal, scarf, …
they’re probably underneath the snow.

The fuck is freedomcel?

Depressed cookie.

The fbi guys are pretty stupid, huh?

I this Jesus would have pulled the trigger.

Tough on crime, yet let the biggest (orange) criminal walk free.