Thanks :) I found a free PDF copy on anna’s archive

That’s fascinating. Can you recommend any books on the subject? The easier to read the better!

In California in the 1800s there were so many horses running around that people only bothered to take care of their saddle. Probably an exception though!

The national mascot of Belgium is a naked toddler urinating in public. They are not a serious people.

Every cigarette you smoke adds 5 minutes to Kieth Richards life

Landlord: The basin and mirror must be in the exact centre of the wall. Good bye.

Tradesman: No problem.

There’s a guy in southwest England whose family didn’t leave the village for 9000 years.

Most tasks only benefit you indirectly, so they are considered worthless by your lizard brain.

Just get comfortable and have something to eat and you are golden. Maybe masturbate from time to time.

I think I see the thinking here: surround yourself with people who dont make you look so bad.

Sustenance for the spirit.

This is brilliant

Good luck not getting shot mate.

If you bang on about the election process not working and then win the election you have totally delegitimised yourself before you’ve even begun.

When I was a kid I thought grownups were out of touch when they used slang and it made me cringe.

Now I’m a grownup I know that they did it to make me cringe.

This has strong nottheonion vibes.

“Hey Boeing, hold my beer.”

Specifically, the survey asked them to assess the accuracy of the statement that the CDC has said there is no evidence linking vaccines to autism.

That is an such a poorly conceived question for a researcher to pose. I don’t even know what else to say tbh.

I shake my head.

“Hey we have some pretty serious and urgent problems that need sorting out, shall we get to work?”

“Nah, let’s fuck around with pronouns in emails.”

This is what happens when you don’t really care about your service.

They do this here in the UK too but because we use the metric system now you just add or take away a zero. It registers in your awareness but you don’t need to go away and install an app on your phone in order to convert it.