Add it on the pile hoss, there’s a lot of shit to shovel

“She is strong and he is scared”

They’ll say no if they haven’t already, what now? Gunna go to your big boy global superpower room and cry about it? Or are we going to nut up and stop sending fucking missles to Israeli Hitler

Yeah a raise in the form of a lawsuit payout

Very telling that the Trump thinks Elon is anything approaching intelligent

I almost want to start shorting Boeing

God this twerp needs a wedgie, like full on cartoonish over the head flailing about in the halls wedgie

Increasing social security taxes would be very unpopular, increasing the age for retirement would be very unpopular. There’s no way to reduce the amount of money social security costs without pissing a lot of people off.

The obvious solution to the problem is to make more citizens out of people who want to work here and benefit from everything our taxes pay for. Even aside from how much they would be paid (which should be a fair honest wage) the taxes off the top would go up faster than social security costs as long as people kept coming in and costs stayed stagnant

Fell off the stage during a fight scene at 85. What a mensch

Sounds like somebody hasn’t gotten laid in a few decades

Sentencing is July 11th, we’ll know tomorrow

They shot themselves in the foot with taking down roe v wade, now they’ve upped the game to using missiles for said foot incapacitation

The reason they got the money was by making the biggest waves though

Right after John Oliver just shined his huge spotlight on the company too

Cue the Fox interview in about a week

Just Nazi things…

Too late shithead, shove your square burgers right up your ass which is convenient because now you can eat them yourself

That will make me never go to Wendy’s ever again full stop.

“She’s been selling out of pies every day and even getting requests from across the country.”

They didn’t put a number on it but there is no way that added business won’t make up for the 6 grand

https://www.ktvu.com/news/business-booms-at-san-jose-pie-shop-after-tesla-backed-out-of-large-order

The pie shop is doing better now than it ever was and Musk now has a new pile of shit he just stepped in, all in all a happy ending