I think I’m even more scared now that this has gone from “potentially screwing up by adding the wrong person to a Signal group,” to “doesn’t even know how to add a contact to their iPhone” level of incompetence. How do these people even manage to put on their pants?

Because this just “happens” to everyone, right? The iPhone did it, not him screwing up. This feels like “the dog ate my homework“ level of investigation.

I’d like to shit on her lap and go, “Hey what’s the big deal, it’s only a couple hours of your life or whatever. Just go wash it off, nbd.”

Same. I’m actually surprised at the number of people who have owned them based on these responses. I used them at the library, and probably had a digital one that came with a computer (like Encarta or something), but never owned a full set, which is what I’d guess this list means.

Not much to worry about in terms of getting pregnant either.

Phat ass.

There was an Alan Buser at my last company…yep, [email protected]. Not only did he have to live with that as his email, but he would occasionally receive reports that definitely should have gone to HR. Eventually they let us alias it to alan@company, but as far as I know when I left he was still getting anything sent to abuser@company too. He was such a nice guy too!

I LOVE grippy socks and seek them out whenever I can. A long long time ago in an anti-social media far away, the first subreddit I joined was r/hospitalsocks. sigh those were the days…

Stunning! Breathtaking! We have nothing to fear from AI as it could never top this creative genius.

Why did the logo on his shirt disappear?

Can someone let The Onion know?

…and you’re not invited.

Umm…it’s not even Feb. 20th yet…

A swallow?

Oh, that’s an “l” not a “t.” Huh, I guess reading without my glasses is harder than I thought.

Wtf is a “yote?”

California already is having those discussions. They’re collecting required signatures.

https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/california-secede-2028-ballot-measure-allowed-to-get-signatures/

Statistics, history, systemic research, epidemiological inferences, consult and trust experts in the relevant economic, agricultural, and socioeconomic trends. Ya know…normal stuff that’s has been available for ages, but largely ignored in favor of inflammatory hyperbole.

No, we should make the process for naturalization reasonable and set honest expectations for cost of living.

Thank you for genuinely making me laugh amidst this horror show.