This reminds me of my mate in primary school answering the fox, chicken, and grain river puzzle by saying “they should all cross on jet skis.”

He was stealing his sister’s toys and fucking with them in ways that scared her. Lad isn’t innocent.

Can anyone recommend a good cock for beginners?

“Repay your debts, this is your final warning.”

Which SCP is this?

At least when I first started using the site, it was staunchly atheistic. I mean, you were subbed to r/Atheism automatically.

If you answer and it’s a scam then they know you’ll pick up the phone in the future.

:-3

Civilization if the Spanish used ‘potata’:

What exactly does gender achieve in a language? Is English missing out on any nuance? Is it literally thinking about nouns as male or female, or is it just a weird name for the concept? Who decides gender when a new noun is made? What about borrowed words from other languages? Do you sound stupid if you speak French without using it, or are you just a language hipster?

Language, dude…

At some point ‘summer Reddit’ just became Reddit year-round.

You become the Nostalgia Critic?

Tower of Bagel.

There was an extinction event and Wojak evolved to fill in the ecosystem’s niches.