Or you could be like my friends and go verbatim because they didn’t understand shit.

…teacher tho knew. I always got a tired but polite smile while she was checking my code lol.

You mean like white, flowy nightgown? You know, one not too dissimiliar to white flowy robe ghosts are portrayed wearing?

Isn’t the problem that Joker is pretty much in a weird love thingie with Batman? The whole gloating and pushing him to his limits is the point xD

Poor, poor flight sim folks. Their fantasy of stewardess calling someone able to land in case of problems just got demolished xD

Fallout: New Winterhold

After the Great War the province of Skyrim lies in great turmoil. From the south, an echo of old world creeps, trying to provide order and safety at the cost of freedom. Meanwhile, in the great city of Windhelm an agent of freedom, violence and chaos awoken and inspired many. With the world ravaged by unyelding cold and scorching magic, you stir awake on the simple wagon after getting mugged while being hired to deliver the silver potato to Sleeping Giant Inn…

Ehhhh, honestly I like a lot of boomer humor (not one to get easily offended) but this kind wasn’t funny even when boomer humor was at it’s peak.

Or in short, this is and was trash.

Ya all going boomer shit and all tgat. Used too. Then met a few of couples like that. I dunno why were they couples but…yeah.

At this point I believe that USA reds are so focused on remaining in power, because to do the shit they’ve done they basically all became criminals and the moment they lose power is the moment they’ll have to face consequences.

And, simply wanting power aside, they’re scared shitless of that.

But it paints a really grim picture for USA, because the most dangerous animal is the cornered one - as soon as they’ll start actually losing, they will drag ya all to hell :/

I am amazed by people willing to cook soups constantly. Mostly because it’s such a long process compared to just throwing shit in the pan, or even throwing shit in the oven. :|

I also hate cooked meat due to it’s texture, but that’s on me xD

I was faster on that keyboard than on qwerty on smartphones. :(

Also, I hate T9, always disabled >:(

FFS I hate that. “Religion poisons everything” no! No it doesn’t! Think if christianity wasn’t a thing they wouldn’t find something else to twist? After all it’s not like any other good thing got twisted, no? Communism, patriotism, charity, heck, even local communities?

Christianity says: Do not do to others what you don’t want done upon yourself. No matter if sinner or faithful, treat all with respect (nagging about becoming christian is ok tho, sadly). Do not fall for greed, lust or pride.

American “Christians” aren’t Christians, same like most of the local Patriots are actually Nationalists and Communism is mostly used as a another tool for simply stealing power.

I know I am pretty much shaking my fist at the sky here, sorry, but I really needed to let it out ._.

Edit: I don’t have much time - sorry - so I will say it here.

• Christianity has defined core tenets - the ten commandments. If you routinely not follow them, you’re not chrisitian, you’re a blasphemer/sinner (if you considered yourself christian in the first place), case closed. So stop with the “No True Scotsman” fallacy, because at this point it’s fallacy fallacy.
• Another thing - some of you all mentioned that Christianity has various differences and all that. True. And honestly good catch. If Americans didn’t break the core tenets.
• And last thing, someone mentioned pedo priests. Yes, I believe they shouldn’t be considered christians and in the spirit of the faith they should, at best, be considered lost lambs. But there’s a difference between Church as in Community and Church as in Institution, and the latter one likes to shield it’s buddies, which is disgusting.

Best of all, I don’t think I am even christian. xD

The meme is too fresh >:( What is this font and shadow combo, soooo 2020+, eh. Back then it was either plain white text or something from cool text. And too little glitter too! It’s neither demotivator nor rage comic, so needs more glitter. … … xD

Don’t give a flying fuck my friend - I will continue to call bullshit. Stop calling them christians - they’re heretics by definition, openly defying the teachings. Also, fallacy fallacy my friend, even if I used “No True Scotsman” - which doesn’t even apply here because being a Christian does have requirements they don’t follow so there’s no redefining here - that doesn’t mean I am wrong.

Call them heretics/heathens openly. I can bet my ass that would hurt ^^

For fucks sake, can ya all stop calling these heathens Christians? Sorry but to be called a Christian you need to follow teacheings of Christ, I know, not obvious at all! -.-’

And no, no jew-like bending rules around till they fit what you want either (wierd line hanged around…NYC IIRC…to allow them to “work” when their religion forbids?). You have the ten tenets, follow them dammit. These dumb fucks break them DAILY.

And that’s before we even go into teachings of, you know, being empathetic towards your brethern. You can even replace Jesus with Superman and…ah, sorry, forgot USA conservatists hate him too.

FFS USA.

And yet after five million years, long after humanity as a whole has fallen, you live. Standing in a grassy hill which once was New York City, you look upon the horizon.

Meanwhile somewhere within conrecete cave, deep under millions of years worth of dirt, some ancient server stirred to life, powered by some unknown magic. With it’s last spark of energy it processed operation kept within buffer, reassigning value of one between two different datasets.

As soon as it happened, you felt relief and gave out last labored breath of life, letting it finally go…as you earned the dollar you wished for.

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Remove vinegar, add salt, add salt, add salt, add salt and I’m add salt good.

I love salted chips that are clearly oversalted, I literally buy cheap brands hoping to get these. xD

Heh. Opposite to everyone here, I am pro-fireworks.

Once a year.

Bird deaths are sad thing but if it’s a planned thing once a year, people can shelter their pets and folk who are vulnerable can simply prepare. No harm done, honestly.

But oh my god do I want to murder wankers who proceed to shoot fireworks, often just under peoples windows, for weeks after that. Dear god am I feeling hateful for that.

And yeah, about why I like fireworks - they are pretty, feel amazing, are special occasion and overall, are fun. And yes, that’s literally blowing money into the air so I don’t do that much, but I still love them.

Edit: Oh, and when done en-masse, there’s something magical to them. Even awe inspiring.

Let’s slightly overanalyse.

Men overall don’t have to sweat it with relationships. If it works, it works, if it doesn’t, it doesn’t.

Women don’t have that. Other women tend to be mean for no reason, or fish for gossip. Men overall aim for their asses or relatinship. And then there is also social expectation of them not being “easy” and behaving in dignified way.

So yeah. Men have socialisation set on easy, women on hard.

Edit: And I am pulling a lot of this outta my ass, deal with it B)

I am not from US but…

Your paper bags don’t have handles? WTF? That’s not a bag - that’s a fancy packaging paper. Where I live, paper bags have handles made from…paper. Just tightly twisted, the same bag itself is made of, and it holds astoundingly well. You can feel when when the bag is too heavy to handle, but as of today, I only had bag itself give out rather than handles.