Yeah, but since an infinite number of monkeys are working on it already, it will be just one copy for each of the infinite number of monkeys.

Thumbsticle?

Can’t fucking wait for the grocery store to play Sandstorm.

Disgusting.

Quite mind boggling that it took them THIS long to find him.

Oh, wait, do we get to pick? excited noises

Or, now that they could identify the ship, “peng-peng-peng”.

At one point the same activity started ruining /r/animalsbeinggeniuses. Either utterly dumb users, or, more likely, botted accounts started spamming the sub with random animal photos/videos. Then, when I dared to point out that a sitting cat/dog isn’t just genius for simply being cute or by being able to jump far, I often got downvoted because bUt It’S sO cUtE, hOw CaN yOu HaTe CuTe AnImAlS.

I stopped following Reddit content more than a year ago, but I’m not too surprised to see that the same is happening everywhere else.

Did it use to be tight?

You should be happy you never do. Let’s not find out.

It says Algida on my country (correctly), but back when I was a kid it was Eskimo. It might be a false memory but I also remember Langnese for a short time, but it could have been the foreign TV channels (Pro7, RTL, Sat1).

Straight from an automatic ATM machine.

“The only man who could ever breach me…”

Just my favourite! Milk without pulp is gross.

That’s interesting! I wonder how much it would change if they still had natural light available but without any responsibilities.

My problem isn’t the timing of my waking up but the sleep to awake ratio which is completely out of sync with the 24 hour day. My ex woke up after 5 hours of sleep and was completely fine. I can either sleep less (than my ideal 9 hours) and become a zombie for most of the day, or sleep enough and end up going to bed super late, because I also don’t feel sleepy as early once I sleep enough. I’m just from a different planet where days are 28-30 hours long, and this place is just a constant fight with being sleepy and having to wake up before I feel properly rested.

This reminds me of a post in a pensioners’ forum where an elderly lady posted ‘[forename] didn’t wake up today’ with the yellow rofl emoji background.

Or it’s just the result of the aggressive Russian champagne campaign.

Then you leave school and you’re at the front of the bus

Then you leave school and you’re in front of the bus

You should turn this image into a jif.