Is this like an Elon Musk copycat move? It sounds like something SNL would come up with. Lunatic at work declares himself boss and starts firing everyone because it worked for Elon.

I kinda hope all 2 million take the offer, and then everything falls apart. Yeah it’ll all go to shit, but we need a storm to realize how nice sunshine can be.

Jabber, a U.S. citizen born in Texas

It’s like the 3rd paragraph

Ah yes, those leftist police I’m always hearing about…

We’ll just need to build some places to keep them all together until we can get them out. Probably most efficient to get them there by train. Wait…

Sounds like drivers need to form a trade union.

That’s not a razor.

THIS is a razor.

Took me a minute

1. create instability

2. profit from said instability

3. run from said instability

Well the Wendy’s by my house abruptly closed a few weeks ago, so I’d say the demand indicated they should lower their prices

“Return to office!”

Why?

“Because otherwise these buildings we bought are worthless!”

Ok, hard pass.

This kinda shit is at least part of the reason the fastest growing religion in America is “none.”

You’ve made an excellent point, just not the one you think

Just as the architects of the Constitution intended