You have a nickname for your pickle jar? How cute.

That’s is how an organised & responsible person stores their detachable penis.

Watch the cassette at 3am so that several days later this happens!
(The pic is taken moments before aeroplane ears and zoomies)

Fucking rails are much better than a sex swing, it can go harder and can also accommodate more people.

Omg, hasn’t the poor show bombed enough??

Elves have other hair?

Hate hurts all people.

But we are such a smart species we barely try to move past it, sometimes.

Only a grey palette away from a Bloodborn boss.

Buttplug for baby platypus cosplay fursona?

If I’m only 200 metres away and I still can’t see any peen … then it must be a cold day.

The two Jesuses in the background don’t have balloons!

pAIcman

Good, shield your kids from the horrors of the real world as long as you can (if that even is ok to do, depends on times … def teach him the value of a bottle cap).

Jizz in the pantaloons

I would hate to presume things but I can just tell this person just installed the Justin Bieber Linux distro on their computer (and obviously not the Hannah Montana Linux).

About four words too many there …

The cuts will benefit DOGE employees.

They monetised (ie enslaved) pinhead & he hasn’t slept a minute since.
He likes the feeling, but not the circumstances.

Is this guy paid by some rich guys wanting to abolish property taxes?

Cobra chickens F U C K!