Either way, it would have been tiny and malformed.

Sounds like you’re not in the U.S.

If he thinks five grand is a big hospital bill, he’s not living in the real world.

“freshly dig” ?

Oh. It’s Texas.

I got food poisoning there the day after Christmas.

Note to self: never go to a fast food restaurant the day after it was closed for a holiday.

Asshole.

Not actual slavery – you can always quit your job and starve to death under a freeway overpass.

But I think a lot of corporate America would love actual slavery. Look at the way Amazon treats warehouse workers.