Im trying in my head to make that response of “he had tattoos on his body” less stupid than it is, but cannot come up with a scenario where someone would get tattoos anywhere else.

I don’t know why these are asked in the past tense like I don’t still do these things.

Can’t he just drive it to a “safe space”?

Didn’t he win his last election with something like 94% of the vote. The dude is outrageously popular… or there might be something else going on.

I recognize it was sarcasm, but in case you have any people in your life that argue that this cold snap disproves climate change, NOAA made this nice graphic to show what’s causing the unusual cold.

Weren’t the revolutionaries following Bane in that story portrayed as the villains? Because of how absurdly rich this Thompson asshole had become, his murder has struck me, from the perspective of his sons, to be more like the killing of Thomas Wayne in the universe your quote is from. Hopefully we don’t end up with a shit version of Batman, but right now the killer could be more like Joe Chill

“Critics argue the move undermines the judicial process, while supporters view it as within Biden’s constitutional powers.”

Both things are true though. The pardon power exists as a check on the judicial branch, so it certainly undermines it in the same way that the veto undermines legislative decisions by congress. The constitution gives the president the authority to do some pretty blatant undermining, but checks work in the other direction too if the branches are acting as co-equals and not just shilling for one of the others.

Protect your right to punish your leaders.

This is why we need to ban hurricanes.

The number 1 cause occurs in more cases than the number 2 cause.

Wasn’t it Don Jr that convinced his dad to pick Vance? Not that I think Trump concerns himself much with his family, but he’s going to have to throw someone under the bus for the decision to go with Vance in the first place. Don Jr might have to go back to being 5th favorite child.

Death Valley: Whatevs, I got yer shoes

Are rifle teams common in high schools? I mean I know that sport shooting is a thing, but I never heard of a high school with a rifle team. I went to high school in WA state.

I don’t know, but does it run Linux?

Jesus Elon is my co-pilot

It’s kind of like the scene “there ain’t no rule a dog can’t play basketball” from Air Bud. The constitution has set minimum qualifications to be president, but didn’t bother with the disqualifications because it would be insane to try to conceive of every possible scenario that would disqualify an individual from seeking the presidency.

I’m not Trans, and abso-fucking-lutely don’t want anyone asking what I’ve got between my legs anytime I need to take a shit.

I don’t want to lose any game of Jenga. Am I an overly competitive asshole?