Who the hell does this Solomon guy think he is calling me out like this.

I take issue with “Yet”, as if this is a surprise or was contrary to the intent of unleashing ICE in the first place. Very similar to the latest act of ICE in airports.

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When asked for comment about the lawsuit, a USDA spokesperson responded with a statement: “We are approaching an inflection point for Senate Democrats. Continue to hold out for the Far-Left wing of the party or reopen the government so mothers, babies, and the most vulnerable among us can receive timely WIC and SNAP allotments.”

This seems like a perfectly normal thing for an ostensibly non-partisan federal agency to say. I mean I get that it is increasingly normal these days but fuck this timeline.

Visual, he can tell the you the sperm count of any individual at twenty yards with uncanny inaccuracy.

“I declare eleventy-billion percent tariffs on China! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER!”

States rights has always meant that states have the right to do exactly what republicans want them to do, nothing more.

This time will be different, surely.

Or attract people who probably shouldn’t be teaching.

We can’t be sure, but we can send him to a prison in El Salvador on the vague hypothesis that he is.

The shitty part is even if people still pursue vaccines despite new obstacles, we’re definitely losing herd immunity. Seems like these measles outbreaks are just a taste of things to come. What a timeline.

“RFK questions guidance on not putting spring rolls up your anus.”

I love lamp.

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