Cruising to self soothe in my ass

It’s a shit shitpost!

I’ve never read It (I’ve heard the name somewhere) but I thought this was some bear terminator illustration

The bearminator if you will

I wrote up a comment finding a few sites because I have nothing better to do with my morning

Hello it is I, a human, I have found such items on the following sites: Etsy, one that looks similar on Amazon, and on a site called Redbubble

I just plugged remember kids electricity kills t shirt into ddg

Anyways this comment needs more hyperlinks

True true but I thought an exe was a virus and actual executables were just an app or something

I remember when I was a little flipflop I thought exe files were terrifying cus that what viruses were or something

Little me was stupid

HAVE AT THEE!

Wield your relic with justice chosen

What did you see Jack Douglas what did you see!

Do we all get prep time. And can animals who are capable of making them get tools, or do we have to make tools ourselves

Animal royale

NOOOOO HEALTHY HABITS

MY ONLY WEAKNESS

Dear god too powerful

Edit: spelling

I eat when I’m hungry AND remember to eat

Those conditions must both be met so you will never track my eating habits

Thanks. This is definitely something I needed to see while eating