Sledgehammer in my ass

Don’t hit us with that click bait. Give us the name in the title.

I’m saddened and disappointed it took this long.

That’s actually pretty dope.

Because this isn’t real

With zero explanation. You’ve got to love the transparency and accountability of this government.

What kind of chud thinks this crap up?

Stink wrinkle

He has ungodly amounts of money to his name. No one will tell him no.

Did Goatse die? Click here 🤜🌹🤛 to find out.

I just flew in from Chernobyl and boy are my arms legs.

Dead blow? I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.

Average income on the island may be 139k but the mainland isn’t far off with an average household income of 134.5k.

If anything it makes me wonder about using that metric to measure the wealth of a somewhat isolated population. I’d think there may be a higher number of retirees or independently wealthy individuals which may bring this number down since they’re not generating an income.

Anyways, I don’t really have a point I’m just rambling lol

THIINGS

A shitpost indeed.

Entirely correct. This article and the associated data is useless without factoring in inflation.

Good to know since I hide in leaf piles all the time, especially ones in the street.

On fleek? Is this 2015?

The only person who will beat her record is herself

That name makes me sad