The music is happy but the words are sad

I use three like a fucking king

It’s low res but legible for me, maybe your Lemmy client?

Wrong community I think friend, this is just an interesting post!

I just did a search on auto trader for every car on sale in Britain. There are several under £300 which aren’t listed as broken, and this isn’t the USA where you’re allowed to drive something dangerously unsafe. I imagine you can get plenty with your $1000.

I can’t believe you didn’t use this opportunity to respond “no, this is Patrick”.

Don’t forget the response if you contact the email

Quick, someone print out and photocopy this photo

“As the crow flies” is a pretty common expression on this very isle

It’s a single country with a single currency, a single government, a single history, and a single language. Yes there’s a lot of variance within the country, but it’s really nothing compared to visiting Europe.

What about the giant colourful letters saying MARIO PARTY makes you think the isn’t a Mario game?

Hey Uncle Sam, the USA isn’t the whole universe!

Relevant xkcd, you were warned about this at least a decade ago

Barbarians shalt see thee conjure a fireball from naught but thy own mind, and say forsooth, he can nary swing a sword

Don’t pretend you didn’t become obsessed with whatever cool new slang was flavour of the month when you were a child

Isn’t that how imagining anything works?

This is why wanker is such a good insult. I’m a wanker, you’re a wanker, we’re all wankers.

I’ve not put mine away since

That’s a bollard, not a lamp post

No it’s a real island, the porn was actually filmed there!