Or your cousin with the conservative parents who isn’t out and still lives at home…

For God’s sake please don’t do this.

Edit: So go ahead and use other people’s sexuality as a joke. Your business, not mine.

Vic-20 here. What a time to be alive.

That’s something really ignorant people say. Teaching is about managing and forming personal relationships with large, diverse groups, way more than it’s about the subject of the class. If you’ve ever had a class taught by an alternative certification monkey who won’t shut up about their 15 years of industry experience, you know what I’m talking about.

The most commonly produced, available, and used birth control method worldwide is the latex condom, used by everyone who has a penis. Try again.

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This.

Where’s the bag phone?? The carphone???

Nice I’m going to be Bigfoot for Halloween this year and I’ve been exploring crotch options.

I don’t like this food.

Ok, there’s lots of stuff I don’t like. Why not grab a Snickers?

It’s an abomination!

Whoa there, it’s just a Reese’s cup…

phillistine depravity!!

Look, that’s excessive, isn’t it? And there’s only one L in phi-

AMERICA BAD!!!

Calm down, psycho! Holy shit touch grass!

80-90 ciggies a day

Who made this stupid nonsense?

Dude