You don’t say?

Also, why is getting a doctor step 6?

Nice.

Gob Bless Ken M.

Actually home grown eggs taste much better than the shit-tier store eggs.

Was there ever a legal fund set up? It’s interesting, but not surprising, that there’s been almost no further coverage of this.

The red alert siren started playing unbidden in my head.

Nobody wants to work anymore!

Is anyone else getting United Healthcare ads in their Gmail promotions tab? Seemed a little tone deaf.

Edit A word.

It would be cool if he went out in a blaze of glory that wasn’t self serving. Like legalizing weed, arming Ukraine, and just generally trying to fuck shit up for Trump before he gets in.

User name checks out. Thanks for giving a fuck and not posting the same endless whining and bad takes I’ve seen so much of.

https://www.minecraft.net/en-us

When you’re talking about actionable threats, I.E. real world violence, but want to appear only hypothetical, the meme is, “I’d kill X in Minecraft.”.

This guy really thinks he’s never gonna die. I’ll be surprised if he survives this upcoming term, and not even from a Minecraft related cause, just poor health.

Isn’t there a character limit on shitter?

Sighs, and begrudgingly resets a counter labeled, “Days Since I’ve thought about Martin Shkreli.” Then, I place my head in my hands and begin to weep.

I’ve heard similar things about C-sections.

The train doesn’t exist, therefore it can’t be late when it’ll never be there.

On the plus side the train is never late.

Typically when you’re clearing debris, you pile into one central location so it can get loaded into trucks and hauled off. I’m sure ole Meat Ball Ron wanted a dramatic backdrop. More than one thing can be true.

Just the hat.