It’s funny to me how a single gesture of humility like merely accepting baldness without the most horrendous possible form of fragile denial combover makes him look 100x less weird

All you have to do is squint your eyes. Until they’re closed. And then imagine a frog.

I’m sure they are hyped, delighted, and filled with espirit de corps about all of this.

Sorry for @ing you, I’m on mobile and not checking my shit as well.

I cope with humour too, which is why I’m trying to help OP. I want them to be good at it, for health reasons.

It’s not that there’s no potential here, it’s mainly imo that you didn’t bother to write a joke. Merely posting a photo of someone bad getting hurt isn’t funny on its own, you have to add your own spin on it.

You asked 😙

MungJump

The difference between Kardashev type civilisations is just a matter of time and how good the species is at killing their billionaires

Given I’m a dude, I’d be okay with this

Sleep while you can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpZJLjrb4vU

Of course I remember it, I still play that show for my kid.

It’s a crucial component of a society whose unprecedented poison and inequality is causing a mass extinction, so how dare you criticise it

What’s your point, that it’s fine and dandy? I’ve done more than my share of fun with guns, but even I think it’s just plain weird for kids to see a guy with a gun every single day of their lives.

Even as a kid getting armed cops in schools after 9/11, I have always really hated seeing guns in public. Especially when it’s a mall cop, you know? That sucks.

This book shaped me.

“Filipinos are a warm, gentle, caring, giving people. Which is a good thing since so many of them carry concealed weapons.” - Neal Stephenson

Wasn’t coming after you, I think I meant to write this under someone else who was. Little distracted, my b

Kinda hilarious how the most cis dude thing possible is to joke about becoming trans to gain the privileges of a woman.

Credit reporting is an evil practise. It needs to end.