GratefullyGodless

“Let go my sandy eggo!” Just doesn’t sound very appetizing.

I love Sisyphus FM. It plays boulder music than the other stations.

New fiction genre: Nerd Noir.

Oh right, it’s not like we fought a civil war over a hundred years before that, and to this day there are still people here flying the losing sides flag. We’ve been turning on each other a long time. It’s an American tradition at this point.

Neither is Russia. It’ll make it easier for him to personally kiss Putins ass.

Cheaper doesn’t necessarily mean healthier. I know when I was young, most nights I would make a box of rice a roni and chop up a hot dog to add in. It was about the cheapest meal I could make, but it definitely wasn’t healthy.

Since she’s a weiner and boobs, does this mean she can give herself a titjob?