Gabbard is weaponizing the intelligence agencies for political purposes

Be prepared for a nonstop torrent of leaks from intelligence professionals who know better than to allow that to happen

Was murder the punchline?

Classy for that guy would be Stetson

Can’t decide if I smell Old Spice or Aqua Velva here

To the right of the grill, so much melted siding lol

They need to just get on with it, we all know what they want to do

Shit or get off the pot

The only way this administration can show any sign of intelligence

Remember to be in the moment on the walk

Mindful of the sights, sounds, and smells

We have power of funding over the courts and all these other things,” Johnson told reporters on Tuesday. “But desperate times call for desperate measures, and Congress is going to act.”

SCOTUS: “Overruled”

Co-equal branches bitches

Ah, going with denial in the face of concrete evidence to the contrary

Classic Trump move

Somehow Dick Cheney is still alive

Grills one for my homie

Efishenshie

That dude does not let anything go

Who’s next? Rosie O’Donnell or Bette Midler?

I thought it was my ADHD

Turns out it was the manic side of bipolar disorder

I just can’t, I had hot dog balogna cake for breakfast lunch and dinner every day this year

Enough’s enough

Well, actually… If you look at this venn diagram you will clearly see just how wrong you are.

Well, people definitely notice the sign.

Kind of like what I used to do on reddit. If no one is answering someone else’s post for over an hour that I also would like to have the answer to, I’ll post the wrong answer to the question in a believable way and someone will instantly correct me.

Boom. Question answered.