Gerrymandering, structural advantages, etc. the same as it’s always been.

Because unfortunately the pro-Israel, pro- cop Democratic candidates are much closer to the average voter than the nutbag religious extremists are.

The year is 2065. E. Jean Carroll is the richest human alive. She rules a business empire that stretches across the globe and even to Mars. This empire does not charge for services, sell products or even take investor funding.

Its only source of revenue is suing the immortal cyborg that is Donald Trump, who even after 40 years of taking Ls is still pathologically unable to keep his fucking mouth shut.

The good news is that Biden isn’t even a forgetful old man. The media just takes every normal slip up he makes and runs it non-stop.

Hello, airplanes? It’s blimps, you win!