That’s a bong, isn’t it? Is there anything else it could possibly be?

It’s still up year on year, and last six months, although heading downwards.

Mmm, no. Pretty much any competent party could have beaten Trump.

A deluge of fare-evaders — a total of 10 in under three hours

Not really what I’d consider a deluge, but OK.

This is a movie so boring people watch it as a challenge, isn’t it?

I don’t want to read news about America any more, it’s just too depressing.

How often do you watch someone being interviewed or speaking in public? Most businesspeople I have no idea what they sound like, because I read my news rather than watch it.

I’m sure he came off as a nutter in interviews, but most people simply wouldn’t have known.

He definitely used to be better at acting normal, or at least was smart enough to stay out of the spotlight.

I don’t get it.

Usually I find these AI generated images to be roughly as interesting as someone’s medical issues, but this really is brilliant.

Never mind the mouse coming out of the keyboard, or whether the AI can’t decide whether that’s a bag or a can on the desk.

Have you seen any of the recent Star Wars movies?

I’m surprised the straws one didn’t mention woke.

I mean, it’s accurate information at least.

Not a single original thought in your head, is there?

No, we hadn’t. You’re the first person on the Internet to make this observation.

Son of the mask was like that, that movie felt like a bizarre dream I had.

There’s no way drugs weren’t involved in the creation of that movie.

I’d love to walk up to a member of staff and ask where the arcade is, just to see their reaction.

Voicemail should be lower on that list, I’d rather take a call than check voicemail any day.

Yes, they absolutely could give you all detention.

Besides, most kids actually understand the point of school.

They’d also stop providing whatever service they provide, which is why nobody will actually follow through on this.