I’m Jason Momoa 👀

Silly Paco, he could have just played emulators on his uncles phone!

My fiancé has the patience of a saint. 8 years before the Stockholm Syndrome took me 😅

Biblically accurate millipede

This some wholesome shit ❤️

I see she’s met Donald Trump!

Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled “Liquid Death”.

What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!

That product? The one named Liquid Death?

This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!

I passed in 2007 with a VW Polo ❤️

At the moment, my learners are passing in a 2015 VW Scirocco 😎

Well he’s got my vote. Food is more than some of these guys in the poll have done.

I could afford a van, but I’m not allowed to teach people how to drive my van 😢

We call this Mr Mackey Syndrome, mmm’kay

Am I having a fever dream or was this posted in German a day or two ago?

To be fair on the burger point, plenty would claim right now we shout at minimum wage workers our order who MAYBE get it right

Well, you and a guy who is obviously not a banana, and ed sheeran

Oh god yeah you’re bringing back some memories there 😂

So I already knew they were a thing, but annoyingly on some of the vans there was only a single 12v socket, and we had to use that socket to plug in the navigation system/manifest.

So CDs were the easier choice until I got hold of one of those 12v splitters.

The one I had was far bulkier than the one shown.

A lot of the time it didn’t matter anyway because people don’t take care of the vans so a lot of the guys played their shit in the loading bays at full volume and would regularly blow the speakers out.

Sometimes I was going out with a Bluetooth speaker jammed between the dash and windscreen.

I had 100 solutions, it seems. The CDs were just one of them 😂

I taught one of my friends to drive. She now has her first car - a 15 year old Mini - so now she has my old FM transmitter 🥰

Amusingly, I think I remember some of my last ones, though maybe not my absolute final one.

For the most part, I’d already moved away from CDs, but I got a job driving vans which didn’t have Bluetooth or an aux port. I ended up burning a few mp3 CDs für that job some time in late 2014.

Fun fact: one of those CDs contained brony music which I accidentally left in my van one night. I came into work the next day to hear it blaring on the warehouse speakers until I heard someone saying “what is this?” before changing the CD.

The drivers were all talking about it during lunch and I sat there quietly, amused by them trying to figure it out 😂

I would assume that this is a common occurrence in that discord channel, and it winds up bigawishawashyman2069 because he doesn’t suppress @everyone tags

I’m a neutrino, and you can call me Ryder “You can’t stop me. You busta!”

Malaysian Proton?

NARF!!