By Thursday afternoon, the attorneys were taken off the case while a transportation department spokesperson speculated they published the document as an act of sabatoge.

Props, if true. But this is the Trump administration, sabotage is absoutely not a requisite for incompetence.

There’s the guy who urges the captain to increase the ship’s speed, so they can arrive a day early and impress everyone that the “unsinkable” ship is also super fast. And then sneaks his way onto a lifeboat at the end, when they’re only supposed to be taking women and children. Arguably a parallel to Musk in that he’s partly responsible for the sinking of the ship.

Much more prominent is Rose’s (Kate Winslet) rich scumbag fiance who refers to Jack (Leo DiCaprio) as a “gutter rat”, responds to “half the people on this ship are going to die” with “not the better half”, tries to bribe with cash one of the men loading boats in order to secure himself a slot, and ultimately manages to get on a boat by picking up a random crying child and claiming it as his own. Much more like Musk himself, but not really a parallel in having resposibility for the ship sinking.

He can definitely ignore it, though.

So, The Intercept knows when Trump will die? Cause that’s the only way he’ll be leaving office.

You twit.

I’ve been seeing this headline all week, and didn’t think much of it, since I basically never buy from Amazon. But I’d forgotten they own Twitch. And boy, do I use a lot of Twitch. Unfortunately, in the way of money, it’s pretty much all subscriptions that are already paid for. None of those are coming up for renewal next week, that I could cancel. I could definitely just not watch anything next week, but the union that organized this says they’re looking for drops in sales. Not watching would only contribute to that if I would have been served ads. I’m wondering if I should instead try spread the word of the boycott, in the streams I watch.

I dunno, what do y’all think?

I actually didn’t get fooled by the first line, but I did by all the rest.

Please, half the Republicans in Congress are gay or bi. They don’t give a shit.

Gaetz is getting ousted because they’ve realized he left REAL evidence behind, and they’re not going to be able to suppress it if he takes the position, and someone leaks it. Might still get leaked, anyway

Naaaaaaaaaahhhhh…

The AG responsible for this said almost literally that, in the article.

Now Oklahomans can be assured that our tax dollars will not fund the teachings of Sharia Law or even Satanism.

I’ll still take it, though.

This has been their MO for at least a decade, for shit they don’t like.

I’mm’a need a gif of the two guys, arm-in-arm, sinking slowly into the lake. I smell a new meme format.

I dunno what would be funnier, if a bunch of people did this and got themselves arrested, along with Jones, for obstruction, or if just no one showed up at all.

Having happiness in your life and wanting to share it with others?

Fucking nerd.

There’s 0 downside form him, really. Either the judge doesn’t follow through, and Trump gets to mock him, or he does follow through, and Trump continues to paint himself as a martyr.

Protip: don’t even engage with those systems. Just press 0. Every time it prompts you to say something to proceed. Has yet to fail me.

The fuck is “cheugy”? How the hell do you pronounce that?

So, like, yeah, holy shit, that’s crazy, but what concerns me is…

“There was no warning"

Is this just a case of negligence where they ignored the sirens or something, or is there a bigger issue with the warning system?