Those No Child Left Behind Booklets…I hate Conservatives so much.

And they’re banning tracking private jets.

Kendrick called out Drake recently by rapping that he has a nymph fetish. Never knew there was another name besides ephebophile/pedophile, but yeah wtf… Is it being stuck mentally at an age they didn’t grow from sexually or something?

Those its “my money and I need it now!” commercials…devious now that a lot of folks dont have anything saved.

Ancient Roman Conservatives (Optimates, cause of course) “Look when you lift their skirts, you find a Populare (Democrat). We need to bring back traditional values!”

Since the days of yore, always about traditional fucking values.