Looks like they found Satoshi Nakamoto and now Hegseth is gonna beat him with a sock fulla quarters til he gives Trump “all the bitcoins”

Someone (especially someone in a position of power) calling someone’s actions illegal (whether true and/or justified or not) is advocating state-sponsored violence against that person.

Streisand Effect!

Ooh they should give Bill Barr unconditional free rein to redact and censor what is released, so we can get a super expensive, toothless, watered down waste of paper, just like with the Mueller report! Everyone loves a sequel!

Hmph. I spend ten minutes making a stupid meme using this ridiculously opaque phone markup app, only to be immediately downvoted. This is what I get for trying to elevate the quality of political discourse.

Fascinating proposal, professor. Thankfully I can adjust my equations quite easily:

2 ≥ 2

I don’t trust the liberal science agenda so I did my own research. Using some back-of-the-napkin math and my telescope, I’m now blind from looking at the sun through a telescope. This is being transcribed by my trad wife. My results:

2 > 1

This one checks out, folks.

He’s a boomer. He probably went drinking with the committee and woke up with a pass.

I’m not usually this petty, but… haha, get fucked

Well they were all tubing down the river. Hard to be packing heat in your swim trunks and rented inner tube.

He lived with his parents

Woosh

At 2045 hours, his truck was observed backing into the parking space where it was later discovered.

Personally, I wouldn’t back into a parking space if I was gonna kill myself. I only back in to spots if I’m leaving in a hurry.

No, my sons are also named Borts.