… Yes. The rodent they typically expect to dictate the weather mostly uses a sharpie, but it was only a matter of time before they recognized all rodents.

Texting feels like a sad proposition knowing a significant portion of the US population can’t read beyond the 6th grade level.

As jesus preached “Don’t be a bag of dicks!”, and it’s never stopped one one of these bigoted fuckers from cherry picking the message of their god. May his sons loafers be so light he floats.

Just say “Mom, as the prophecy foretold… It has happened!”

No early voting! No late voting! No mail-in voting! No black voting! No gay voting! No brown voting! No veterans voting!

Fuck it, only JD Vance votes! Unless he votes for himself, and then it’s massive voter fraud!

Given present circumstances I can’t rule out this as astroturfing a justification for pedophelia to up birth rates.

Oh no! Surely the plan to force Nazi values on OBGYN’s so effective, it’ll definitely force a value change in educators.

Oklahoma, first in fascism, 4th in grade education level!

Wouldn’t cousin’s be more okay? Pulling out adds a +1 to once removed.