Lemminary

Judging by the replies, they’re forgetting which sub this is

I read his book in HS idk what you’re saying lol

Carl Sagan, Isaac Asimov, Greta Christina, James Randi, Julia Sweeney, Taslima Nasrin, Hemant Mehta, Rebbeca Watson

It’s a shitpost, it’s meant to be off lol

Dirty stache… Would

But no bare ankles, sadly. :(

Someone set my neighbor’s shed on fire. Our garage that was some distance away was also like that. It really put some perspective on how hot a house fire can get.

It’s the subtle garlic taste with the oil on the bread for me. Idk why it’s so good.

Something something but Harris is worse! Am I doing it right? Sorry, I’m terrible at impressions. I can’t quite nail the arrogance.

Not the extra long wings 😂

No no, you can’t do that. Only they can do that!

More like The Fart of the Deal. Pee-ew, this shit stinks every time.

I love how Gates never caught on for some reason. I wonder if it’s because they had easier targets with Hilary and Soros.

Industrial plies & an electric sander, with a bit of motor oil to keep your skin moist and smelling great

Not sure if you’re a pragmatist or a cheap bastard *squints*

Hah! Joke’s on you. Unless I’m rubbing it against the sides I don’t think I’d ever feel it. #smolppgang

I’m not naming any names today 🤭

Oh, gotcha. I thought I was missing some juicy details. Thanks!

Sorry, I’m OOTL. Which asset is that?

Oh, it’ll definitely grow, idk where this pessimism is coming from. People are fed up and you got the most popular spokespersons on the left leading the movement and they just surpassed their expectations five-fold.