Oooh… that’s what Spirit forgot to do. Beat up their passengers. They were offering an incomplete experience.

Gee, it’s almost like offering absolute shit service, making everything an additional fee, constantly canceling flights, and never being on-time is a poor business model. Who knew?

How I imagine Elon’s taking the news:

We know. They didn’t work during his first term. They won’t work now.

This is sadly the best photo I’ve seen of him.

I’ve gotten into the habit of checking active ingredients after almost accidentally buying something homeopathic that was immediately adjacent the thing I actually meant to grab.

Good. Now do something about homeopathy. I’m so sick of having to explain to people that homeopathy is not medicine in any shape or form. It’s not even a home remedy. And it sits right next to actual medicine so people might accidentally buy it unwittingly.

Stop Tucker, I was already voting for Kamala.

The most surprising thing is it wasn’t United Airlines itself beating up the passenger.

Fucking hell. Him trying to repeal Obamacare was SUCH a big thing. It was pretty much all my tried to do for a full year. The blatant lying and reality denying…

Paper products, breakfast foods, candy, snacks. There, saved you a click.

Omg that was such a good watch. Thanks for sharing.