I’m so sorry, Americans. I’m not sure who is even able to liberate your country. You and the Russians liberated the camps in Europe at the end of WW2, but who’s there for you? I think you might need to liberate yourself. Again. I’m sorry. Good luck

You know what: that’s good. It might. Everything is changing and in flux

kids these days be on they phones all day long *shake fist

The secret to living to 110 was, don’t register your death.

yeah lol

short version: almost all “very old humans” are just dead and never register their deaths

as a motorcycle rider: I know. that’s why i don’t only need to pay attention to everything around me but also account for idiots