“They asked me how well I understood terrorism. I said I have a lot of experience in terrorism. They said welcome aboard.”

I hate it when I come down with a nasty case of salmon.

But it’s just 50 cents.

Psychotherapists are conceptually like if your car broke down constantly and every mechanic told you they don’t know what’s wrong so you went to get a degree in mechanical engineering so you can do it yourself. It didn’t help, but you still have the degree now so might as well put it to use and help people with actually solvable problems lol.