Yeah I thought it meant proud Pants Shitter jerk off

The fact you said “chip cards” instead of just “cards” is hilarious in a kinda archaic way

It’s the opposite. I’ve lived in both modern, and backward countries.

When you’re driving somewhere and you see “50” to your destination, it’s infinitely preferable for that to be Km rather than miles. Makes every journey shorter

Because the attention-starved outragists are clicking on it, seeing my comment then leaving empty handed, seething through their nose rings 😂

Lemmy user appearing in comments to be offended on behalf of the dead people in

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Also if Purina didn’t test on animals there would be a lot of dead dogs

Bandcamp?

You could actually assemble an entire pig out of that. As long as said pig consisted of only bollocks, lips and eyes

I liked the french McDonald’s approach to the plastic ban - the paper cups basically said “We’ve stopped using plastic straws. To drink, remove lid and lift cup. You’re not an infant”

Lol

Happy Meal ©®™

I don’t understand. Are you suggesting that only unpleasant people will allow me to rip a line of charlie off their dangleberries?

She kinda looks like she’d let you snort a line off her ringpiece for a fiver

My theory is, if you have subscriptions for anything other than phone, internet and maybe one entertainment, you’re the problem

I also had a mate who insisted he didn’t have any subscriptions, then told me about the new car he was leasing

They are playing you for fools

10/10 would push crispy onions up my urethra to this

This is actually how hippopotamuses work

I might be thinking of hippopotamii

This was done twice yesterday already

Just fuckin stop now, eh? It wasn’t even funny yesterday

In what way was it ‘made’ about Israel? I didn’t get that at all