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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • Right, but worn by men and women alike. Makeup today is targeted at women and filled with harmful chemicals that close up the pores on your skin, cause greasy spotty skin that cracks with time and make makeup a necessity not a choice.

    In fact in the victorian era it was widely regarded by both sexes to be Vulgar, primarily associated with sex workers.

    It is a very recent thing that has pushed for marketing it at women specifically. Within Last 100 years or so. Especially post ww2.

    Who is the dunce?


  • Is this real? Did asmongold really say “thats why women need makeup”? Women need makeup because there is an entire insldustry dedicated to making them feel bad about their looks so they can sell makeup that makes women feel better. The makeup cause damage to their skin that can only be covered up by more makeup. It is instilled in them from a young age and perpetuated by older generations influencing younger generations.

    What am i saying. Of course he said that. He is a fucking moron.





  • Accidentally shits his pants in a mcdonalds and the sudden change in pressure in his body causes his organs to collapse all at once and as he falls to the floor, with his dying breath, he exclaims:

    “doctors tell me i have the best death, actually, some say , in the world. They dont make deaths like they used to, but im bringing them back, good deaths, they will be back, they will come back, the good deaths, i think, like rambo. It’ll be like the movies, with the action hero… err… the guys with the guns, they dont get hit, the hullets just miss em, like me. Bullets cant get me, they tried to do it, i was on stage, it was a BIG event and the democrats, biden, they tried to shoot me. They failed, they missed, because they needed republican guns. If that was a republican they wouldnt have missed, my brains would be all over the crowd behind me. They would have needed staws to clean it all up, so i am bringing back plastic straws, not those paper ones, they fall apart in your mouth…”

    Reports of the rest of what he said differ vastly.