Can anyone explain because my brain’t

I just want to watch futurama reruns and eat take-out chinese

Hell yeah brother

Foolish wench

Man this comment section is a dumpster fire

I’d sooner chew my pinky finger off than ever work in food service again. I’m dead serious.

Dead. Fucking. Serious.

My first job was in food service so I figured, ok, this is what working is like. Never again.

Holy thesaurus Batman

I’ve replaced my morning coffee with Irish coffee and I’m doing heaps better

Where my tinnitus homies at?

Based.

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It’s telling how bad the situation has become if even a blowhard like Rogan is becoming concerned.

You can squeeze in an extra few hours of sleep in the weekend of you destroy your body with alcohol after work instead.

I was once asked ‘why is there charcoal in the fridge’ when referring to mushrooms.

Crap like this convinces me were all gonna be alright.

More people would upvote this but theyre still doing laundry

Somewhere on a dark corner of the internet, someone is writing Moby Dick erotica right now.

Very unnerving picture

Obviously it’s puttanesca

Where I live I can just call in sick and theres literally jack shit they can do about it.