That’s what you get for not checking the “Prime” checkbox when searching for a 737 on Amazon.

Hopefully they kept the packaging.

I’m curious if China has to pay the return shipping, or did it qualify for free returns.

The victims in this case are magats.

“My brother voted for President Trump. What he and his wife regret is the trauma they endured on U.S. soil—both handcuffed without cause, separated, humiliated, and treated like threats instead of citizens.”

They’ll jerk off to it until it’s their turn.

They measured my height the last few times I was in for a physical.

I think it’s because I’ve reached the age where they want to see if I’ve started to shrink.

It’s called “advertising”

Poor man’s idea of a rich man,

Stupid man’s idea of a smart man,

Weak man’s idea of a strong man,

Coward’s idea of a brave man,

And a moronic voter’s idea of a President (or Vice-president in this case).

Obedience and conformity.

Same as always.

I think I’m down to 2 hours and 12 years, 9 months.

Assuming it’s still possible to retire by then.

I think you misunderstood. He wasn’t defending the January 6th terrorists, he was defending the FBI agents who were investigating them.

I want to see how they change the bulbs.

You don’t understand. They’re calling it $8 billion because that’s how much it will take in four years to fix the problem cancelling the contract causes.

It changed my life. I hate it, but I’d be dying without it.

I will wake feeling rested

Depending on your situation, a sleep study and CPAP could help with that.

A company that lays off workers should be banned from hiring H1B workers for 10 years.

analysts argue Xi would avoid being perceived as a subordinate guest and risks linked to potential U.S. policy shifts

Plus, there’s the likelihood he’d have to stand near Trump at some point.

I feel like you could delete “Memphis” from that headline and it would be correct in a disturbingly vast number of cities.

I give my mom credit. In the 80’s she found summer classes for me where I could learn about programming.

To this day I’m not sure if she was responding to an interest I expressed, or if she planted the interest in my mind. However, for more than 30 years people have been paying me to stare at computer screens all day.

Thanks, Mom!

Freedom of Speech is only for speech the government likes.

We have before.

https://immigrationhistory.org/item/​mexican-repatriation/#:~:text=Demand for their labor dropped,million Mexicans and Mexican Americans.

The poll worker is the one who has been arrested. He sent the bomb threat to himself to try to make it look like the voter he had an altercation with sent it.