

Well I haven’t experienced this level of disappointment since childhood.
I upvote cat pictures!
Well I haven’t experienced this level of disappointment since childhood.
That, uh, was definitely a hard ‘r’ there. Jesus Christ.
Goddamn, I love that speech every time I hear or read it.
Edit: unsaladed the thing.
DEI turned me into a newt!
I generally try not to read them either. I have elementary age kids. Before I had kids I owned a handgun and would go to the range but when the kids came along the gun had to go. There’s no level of risk other than zero that’s acceptable to me in this regard.
He looks like he could use a venti covfefe.
Lucky for me, my retirement plan is to die at my desk.
I have questions that I should probably keep to myself…
Norovirus is fucking horrible. I caught it probably 2007, 2008 and spent 2 days violently puking everywhere.
While he’s wearing a Fendi suit.
This is the part where we say thoughts and prayers right?
Beastie Boys - Sabotage
I’ve been trying (and failing) to understand why conservatives are so thrice damned obsessed with everyone’s genitals.
I work remotely for reasons. I don’t want to be engaged. I want to be left the hell alone so I can do my job and clock out for the day.
Neurosyphilis would explain a vast number of batshit crazy things lately.
My kids already call me bruh.
Thank fucking Christ he’s old and will be dead soon. That’s all I’m holding onto right now.