I feel personally attacked

I’m sure one of them pulled a Nixon and kept screen shots of all the conversations as a get out of jail free card.

Last housemate was a Alcoholic. This was essentially his diet.

People running the government

Because the ingredients used to make fentanyl can move freely. The problem isn’t the drug. The problem is American citizens need unbelievably amounts of drugs just to cope with living in America.

The fact that they staged this with Trump, surrounded by children in school outfits and desks… Bruh.

GOP can’t even say the word Evidence without throwing up.

Depends… Are you white, male, wealthy, and can pretend to be a Christian?

Ya but did she kiss Elons ring?

The post office would take an act of congress.

Bingo. I’m surprised more people aren’t calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of “youth drugs” and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who’s ties and suits don’t fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.

If our intelligence agencies are too bloated to even communicate or form a joint task force to resolve basic issues like sharing information than the last thing we need is another agency/department. Yes it’s very complex but not on this issue. It’s there anything the DHS is doing that is unique or not already covered by another department?

Sounds to me like poor leadership and communication from other departments. Creating a whole new department when emails, phone calls, meetings, and generally giving a shit would solve the problem is waste we can do something about.

Congratulations America. You straight up walked yourself right into being irrelevant. And for those that don’t read history. The reason we needed to stand behind Ukraine is because we convinced them to give up ~80% of the USSR’s nuclear weapons they had in exchange for western (mainly American) support if Russia tried to retake Ukrainian land.

Ukraine has a very long history of fighting Russian rule. In fact its the whole reason the region was known as separate to Russia. Anyone that thinks Ukraine being controlled by Russia will resolve anything is dumb.

Ya that’s right! Let’s have the Department of Homeland Security focusing on what’s in someone’s pants and not, you know. HOMELAND FUCKING SECURITY!?

But in all seriousness. Why does that department even exists? I’m sure their work is covered by the FBI and CIA just fine.

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I don’t think that would qualify her as a supervillain. I think that would make her Idk poor bat girl?

Probably not in any US court. That’s dead on arrival. US judges will be like, you’re poor and can’t afford health care? Time for you to go to jail poor people! Those crops aren’t going to pick themselves