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You could always just learn to distill it yourself. It’s super safe and super-

Wait, be right back, I think my garage just exploded.

Damn okay, that’s not bad at all. Still too much for me, I think my maintenance intake is like only 1500 calories, but that’s way less than I expected.

Envious of your ability to swing weight so rapidly though, dang haha

That’s like…way to much food for me, but it sounds bomb as hell.

Yeah wait, can we not make paintballs with…no animal parts?

I feel you may be thinking too deep on this one.

“Totally made up”

Does she not realize literally anyone can go to Google Maps and see a flattened city?

Ticcy Famichiki

Wow lol

Honestly, if he’d just left it at “another state,” I wouldn’t even be mad. I totally get wanting the degree of separation. But adding “another country” absolutely betrays his true thoughts. What a gross thing to admit.

Of course, i know this because I do 3d art in blender and refuse to set it to metric.

You monster.

Heritage Foundation

A much better timeline, some might say.

I have covid. Like right now. My friend was begging me to come out to a planned dinner with a group of friends and that it’d be fine.

The place they ate at is a fucking buffet. I need new friends.

Ahhh, interesting. These guys were United Methodists, if that wasn’t obvious haha.

I’m not religious in the slightest, but in my experience, them Methodists seem pretty chill. Worked with one to make their website a while a back and their pastor was the most laid back, easy to work with dude, loved everyone, black, white, brown, straight, gay, trans, whatever. I miss that guy.

New startup: BusGrub.

You put in an order for what you want and pick a timeslot a few hours in the future. E.g. for dinner, you put your order in at like at like noon and pick a 5-7pm window. Then, approaching your scheduled slot, a bus goes all around the area, picking up every order for that slot in the area, then swings around to each drop-off over the course of like two hours.

Result: Everyone enjoys cheaper, but gross soggy food.

Please give me $20 mil starting capital, thanks.

Dude, you’re on a shitpost community. I think you might be taking it a tad serious.

In case no one told you over and over, the piece is innuendo for penis

I respect the thought you put into it, and it sounds like the right choice, for the time being at least. Hopefully it stays that way…

Man, tfw I’m an immigrant, but I’m pale as the fucking moon so I can’t do this

Then he’d just be dead.