Heard they were passing off phony bills

Damn! That pirate has booty!!!

Does this peanut butter have cocaine in it or flecks of gold? $$$$

Are… are Brits the Americans of Europe???

Go home Zeus. You’re drunk.

Ugh. Nothing is even shocking anymore.

The bacon thing was… really weird.

I mean, I like bacon, but… not like enough to make a lifestyle out of it

Stripper wells are wells that didn’t get enough love and support from their fathers.

Kolobok?

That’s right! Companies based in Canada better move to the US or face… deportation???

Ladies & Gentleman, meet the new Attorney General of Florida.

‘Can we go for a walk?’ -My Dog, Lila

I want off this Timeline!!!