“When are you going to settle down and have some kids?”

“I’m 37, Sherle, you’re stupid for even asking. Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to go get hammered at a metal show and probably accept drugs from a stranger in the bathroom.”

It might not even be a joke by that time.

I really need to get tested…

Butter is king. I like a bit of honey with it from tie to time, but plain buttered toast is the dog’s bollocks.

We should all love Maillard and the wonderful culinary reaction he invented! Can you imagine trying to enjoy food before we created caramelization? That had to be just awful, it’s no wonder they just ate everything raw.

Imperfection is often the defining feature of art.

That actually sounds kind’a dynamite.

I will confidently say that there is only one type of boobies that everyone who likes the front bollocks prefers over every other type of dirty pillows, there are melons better than all others mountains of delight, the honkers that out do all other knockers, there is only one brand of sweater puppies that make all other forms of chesticles obsolete, the fun bags that exceed the power of all other hooters, hands down, are the ones you get to touch (with consent!).

All boobies are spectacular, especially yours if’n you got ‘em.

“Cancer, and Wolf.”

What?…. What?

Stop taking this seriously, it’s a time travel hypothetical.

The rules were three words, no caveats, I’m choosing to be subjective with the interpretation. I’m taking the “There ain’t no rules that say a dog can’t play basketball” approach.

Buy $100 worth at $0.01, sell that at $1000, get the fuck out of dodge.

It’s two words, everything else is numbers and a symbol, I’d argue I’m well within the limits of the rules to add another word if I wanted.

Buy $0.01 bitcoin.

Yeah, we fucking know.

If you approached me with this thing I’d bite off your fingers.

They’re the ones who don’t.

He could have easily hit 80 if he was drinking C4.

I would definitely prefer The Gulf Of Fucking Conan, or The Gulf Of Fucking High On Fire, but if someone sails me out to The Gulf Of Fucking SLAYER I’m still going to enjoy it.