They were on a brake!

…from the groin up!

I wonder if it tastes like snozzberries when he bites his fingernails

You know how I know he bites his nails?

But someone said Pos(t hits)

I loved the original NetZero. You could use the ISP phone number and set up a manual connection with Windows dialer… viola! Free dial-up with no ads or shitty dialer software!

Tennessee is all fucked up. Just give her mental health care and supervise her if she makes it.

Blow 'em Away

Need more SBA like this one

Duhh… he was dinosaur-jousting the pumpkin

Looking at you @[email protected]

What if two people are looking at the tag at the same time? Is it going to show a different price to each?

This is just stupid paranoia. Unless it’s unmarked until you scan the item at the register, stop being scared of your own shadow.

The ol’ prison wallet, eh?

Office chair wheels will find a way

Ok, now I actually want two so I can joust with my kids

“The excesses of a decaying society” -too lazy to look it up

Didn’t you hear? Advertisers are now using AI to make products look more appealing regardless of what they actually look like.

This SUX 2000

Yum!