How else can you scare suburbanites, other than higher property taxes, to vote Republican?

Do you know how many homes sit empty? There’s a lot.

We need Rent Control at a federal level.

Nah, it’s because we don’t tax the wealthy and corporations as the average individual, and let the “market” dictate the price of inelastic sectors ie Healthcare, Food, and Housing.

And we’ll do it again! Wah-pow!

Giant Jondoms for Magnum Jong.