Damn selfish people, always trying to pass on their “being alive” disease.

That’s an outrageous accusation.

“Trust you? You don’t even know where New Zealand is.”

“You can dance your way there from Old Zealand…”

Source: I made it up

Sure. He seems relatively harmless. Perhaps he’ll share his moisturizing tips.

Gotta hand it to the politicians and the media. After that Occupy Wallstreet business, they got to work real quick turning Americans against each other. Successful.

Is it hard to bear? My overwhelming power? Its weight. Its…girth.

Smart. No one wants a cap busted in their ass by a dyed haired weirdo while you’re eating your Buncha Crunch.