Relevant https://youtu.be/5RkzOAlLBg4

I’m sceptical of the wholesome nature of someone getting so drunk they forget they have a wife.

E

EEEEEEE E EEEE EEE EEEEEE E

I’ve seen about seven versions of this exact meme in the last two weeks.

This is dead-internet content.

Gay babies also breastfeed…

Only fucking losers refer to themselves as ‘management’

The three skin flakes on my floor are more iconic than the three above

What does “nobody” mean here OP? Why is it funny?

My wife has impeached me (we have gotten divorced)

This is a classic Internet example of making up a hypothetical argument so you can make a point, despite the hypothetical argument being completely untrue and irrelevant.

Happens all the time these days.

Most sanitary electric dryer

No.

Fake reaction texts are the worst memes

A company that sells nazi merch is a nazi company.

Glory to Arstotzka!

The hyphen has long been killed by the Internet. It suffered a worse fate than “literally”; it faded into nothingness without even so much as a “where is it?”

Carrot cake is the fuckin bomb fight me

Grill’d are known wage thieves. Fuck that company.

This implies it was the previous generation that Draco the content of the battery